What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
Construction Jokes
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
