Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly there was also two towers included in the box as well..
i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
