What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
three conspiracy theories walked into a bar now tell me that's not a coincidence.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think hes alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis
