Theorist jokes
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.