Theorist jokes
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 馃槶馃槶馃槶
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That鈥檚 not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.