Theorist jokes
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.