Theorist jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

like if you know someone that is emo.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?