Theorist jokes
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.