Theorist

Theorist jokes

Wife

    • What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

    "Wait, I can explain everything!"

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    • Trump tie

    • People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That鈥檚 not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

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    • Lab

    • Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

    Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

    In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

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    • Ideology

    • Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

    Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

    Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

    Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

    Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

    Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

    Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

    Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

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    • Letter

    • I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

    But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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