Theorist jokes

People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!

Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!

Fans: 😭😭😭

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.