Connection jokes
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Ayo, who's online :')
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Y'all follow me, please.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.