Connection jokes
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi.
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
He lost Wifi connection...
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
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Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.