Computer

Computer Jokes

Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Laptop

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Fraud

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Keyboard

My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.

Hacker

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."

Shark

What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

Mama

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

History

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Man

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Religion

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

Female

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

Orphan

Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?

Because they like to have a home.

Apartment

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?