Computer jokes
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What did the HP say to a Dell?
Hello!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? ... Because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
Why can orphans type? Because they can’t find the home row.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.