What did the boy banana say to the girl banana Dang girl you are so appealingđ
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
âYou da bomb!â âNo, you da bomb!â
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Your forehead is so big I thought you were megamind for a second there
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas heâs ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, donât get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, itâs my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
i think your eggcellent
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
three people having sex is a threesome two people is a twosome so next time someone calls you handsome don't take it as a compliment
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
ĚHey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! Ě *shows muscle*
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
