Comparison

Comparison Jokes

You've probably heard this one before but screw it

What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.

what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶

- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏

Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶