Comparison jokes
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
300? You are a 3.0.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.