Comparison jokes
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.