"One man's trash is another man's treasure." It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out your adopted :)
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin
what the difference between a cheater and your mom:they both cheated
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
Donald Trump took the bullet better than Joe Biden took the stairs.
90,90000,1090,279402 % of girls are raped. 67% Women are raped. So I guess Girls are more sexyer than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?
None.
They're both imaginary.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited
Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
