Comparison jokes
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.