Comparison jokes
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.