What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Comparison Jokes
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
90,900,00,1090,279402% of girls are raped. 67% of women are raped. So I guess girls are sexier than women! Who agrees? Please comment: Good or Bad.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
