What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
The difference between dark jokes and morbid is,
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can, and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
