What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What's does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common ? Their both made of plastic and children turn them on
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison 1 thing or another.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What does a "transgender" womans favorite song and his/her last online order have in common???
~they're both a dick in a box
What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have i common?
that i will never get old.
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common...neither of them go pass 12.
That joke and paper have one thing in common they're both tearable
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me! LMAO
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
