What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.
What does a dick and a eldarly person have in common,? They are both short.
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart
:there both dead......
what do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? they never get old.
what do orphans and spiderman have in common
they both have no way home
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
What does chicken on a plancha and emos have in common. they both are hung
what do a fat woman and bricks have in common, them both get layed by Mexicans
your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because, they go waaaaaaaayyy back
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
