Ask A Orphan This- "Whats the difference between cancer and ur dad, cancer comes back."
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
Lone day an orphan threw a boomerang but it come back just like it’s parents
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
whats the difference between Madeleine Mccan and a boomerang? the boomerang is guaranteed to come back
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
