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Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Your mama so ugly whenever she threw boomerang, it refused to come back
why did jesus come back from the dead he forgot to tell you that your gayy
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Lone day an orphan threw a boomerang but it come back just like it’s parents
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
whats the difference between Madeleine Mccan and a boomerang? the boomerang is guaranteed to come back
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
maybe if you get a better hairline your dad will come back with the milk
your hairline got suspended is not coming back..
whats the difference between Madeline mikan and a boomerang.
boomerangs come back
Why does ama like boomerangs because they actually come back
