Coming Back Jokes

Boomerangs come back, But your dad never did

A note for my History Teacher:

Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue

Roses are red violets are blue all these orphan jokes have ruined this site Fuck you (I am not visiting this site again, don't know if I'll come back. Bye guys! It's been a long ride but no site can last forever.)

When ur friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl YEEEEHAWW

friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week

There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

why does a orphan love baseball, because there ball come back get pranked bitch

Your dad left you bc he went for milk*1000,000 years later* her*dad come back *him*FBI open up

Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.

hey i havnt been on fr like 2 months idk who is still on hear or like if everyone left but yuh i just decided to come back Hey.

Gwen please just come back I love you and I miss you sooo much!

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.

My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.

Attention To Everyone- I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a Summers Break. I will be back in 3 weeks, When I come back I want someone to tell me everything that has happend over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks). Sincerely, watersharky.