Comic jokes
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
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What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.