Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.