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Why do Orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people and also he stole their life story!

Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns”

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman

Whats the similarities between spiderman and a homeless person

They both have no way home!

Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?

He lost may.

I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe? Kilometers Morales

If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?

"No Way Home."

What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.

Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.

So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with a arm missing and I thought cool display until I heard him screaming and getting the other chopped off then I said “ man now that’s a 10/10 display wow