What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Megamind.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
