Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.