Comic jokes
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Megamind.
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.