CO jokes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving livesđđ
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesnât have a home button.
Memes
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Iâll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos Iâm a bakerâs man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. Iâll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos youâre now worthless to me!
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out, "He doesn't love me anymore!"
The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis.' The officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Donât scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. đ
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?