The 90+ Best CO Jokes

What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?

She slurs her words...

I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl

I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."

Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!

[1]: Knock knock

[2]: Who's there?

[1]: Interrupting Cow

[2]: Interrupting Co- ( [1]: MOO!

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus

So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"