Clown jokes
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 馃槀
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
I didn鈥檛 know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 馃ぁ
I like Fortnite.
I'm a clown.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What are clowns good at?
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...