Clown jokes
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?