Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Water?
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
