Climate jokes

What are the four seasons?

Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.

Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?

Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!

Water?

Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.

I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.