Client

Client Jokes

Neighbor

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Swimming Pool

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

Hooker

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

Hair

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Misunderstanding

A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"

Fart

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

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