Classroom jokes
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Why are my students so naughty?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
At school, I love to have fun!
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
So three retards walk into a classroom...
Sike, it was the garbage. They mistook it for their classroom.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?