Classroom jokes
Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
At school, I love to have fun!
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
When I walk to school, I fart.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Lawrence in maths ;)
I found a key that works for every door at my school.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"