New Classroom Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching

school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Whats the worst place to teach an orphan. Homeschool

what do you get when you crossa vapire wit a teacher?/ lotsa blood test

Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.

What punishment are teachers unable to do to orphan?

Call their parents

Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk

teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss

Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN

Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.

After a while, a student stands up.

Teacher: So you think you are stupid?

Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.

the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."