Why do orphans like to go to church? So they have someone to call father. If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I heard there was a kidnapping
Don't worry he woke up
In the back of a van
It was his father's
Friend who was a priest
He was just bringing him to church
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
Spray and pray, also known as a priest with an altar boy
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
a Priest says to me come up my child then i said do i know you because your not my father
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are and that's not anyone elses choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on 'churches and christianity'. I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to the anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of christian people and I respect that! NO REALLY I DO. My best friend is a dumbass christian just like you are, and I respect thats how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't a aussie, I note that Idfk what this is:" The people who defended Australia get 2 days, rememberance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community get YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biast. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get alot of hate from this I also don't give a shit, but please remember that its just my thoughts and opinion. Thankyou for reading. :)
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
Their both full of child groomers
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guys this is so disrepctful i love jesus. i go to church every tuesday morning to give jesus a .... giffffffft so disrepctful guys #jesusismyhubby
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father
Why Demons are dying from Priestwater?The Soul from a Priest is completly diffrent
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
