What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender. How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with 😥
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
What gose with chips.......not your cheese
