How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
what are cheetahs favorite chips? cheeta puffs!
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast? A: A rocket chip.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
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For any bag of chips its considered family size
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
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What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
why cant orphans have chips : because it s family size
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
