what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
What gose with chips.......not your cheese
How do you get a baby into a small bowl? A blender. How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
what are cheetahs favorite chips? cheeta puffs!
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips are family size. T - T
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
For any bag of chips its considered family size
Your daddy so fat he tripped over a rock he thought it was a chip
your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills big like chocolate chip cookies
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
