Chip Jokes

WowSoFunny

in Orphan

Orphans dont like family sized chips, I wonder why.

The Morbid Boy

The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.

Jalani Dorcoo

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek

orphan joker

in Orphan

why do orphans hate big bags of chips? because they are family sized :,)

Shutup_🙂

in Orphan

What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.

Emo

Anonymous

so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips

kid toutcher orphan slayer

in Orphan

as a an orphan from every bag of chips is family size

jack Whitmore

in Orphan

why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips? It was Family size

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny walks out to the garage, and sees Dad smoking a cigarette... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...

About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage, and sees his Dad drinking a beer... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...

About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a BIG plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven... His Dad says, "WOW Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies... You think I can have some??" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass??" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, Yes Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass"... Little Johnny says, "Well Dad, you can go FUKC yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"...

Tanner durrant

in Orphan

Why cant orphans eat chips. cause there family sized

Goofy Goober

in Cookie

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray”

🥵

Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips

shaylie

in Orphan

For orphans .. every bag of chips is familly sized

BIG P.... GANg YOu cOoL If yOu JoIn HHEH

in Orphan

For any bag of chips its considered family size

EDP445

in Orphan

The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.

Orphan

Anonymous

why can't orphan eat a bag of chips?... Because the chip was family size.

Anonymous5

in Orphan

Why can't orphans but chips

Because there family sized

GOLDEN

in Orphan

why do Orphans love chips

because every bag of chips are family size

Orphan

Anonymous

What is the best part of being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family sized