Chip jokes
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
A meme supreme
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
I like chips.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"