Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!