whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
i like chips
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
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The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
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What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
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