Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
i like chips
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
Q: When a chip gets popped what happens to it?
A: it gets pooped out of the bag
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
how do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see it's facial expressions how do you get the baby out with a tortilla chip
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
