Chip

Chip Jokes

Family

Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?

Because they have no family to share it with.

Gun

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

Diabetes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Bag

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Insult

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Superman

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

Abortion

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

Orphan

What is the best part of being an orphan?

Every bag of chips is family sized.

Emo

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

Orphan

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.