Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
anyone here?
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
I like chips.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.