why cant orphans have chips : because it s family size
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips
Because They have no family to share it with
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip chip hooray!
i like chips
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
What is Stephen Hawkings favourite crisps
Micro chips 😂
Why was the cookie angry because someone ate the chips
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
your so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What do you call a lazy potato chip? LAYS!
She was only a potato chip manufacturer 's daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
Little Johnny walks out to the garage, and sees Dad smoking a cigarette... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...
About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage, and sees his Dad drinking a beer... He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer??" Dad asks, "Well Johnny, can your dick reach your ass??" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, No Dad, my dick can't reach my ass"... His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house...
About an hour later Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a BIG plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven... His Dad says, "WOW Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies... You think I can have some??" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass??" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment... He then replies, "Well, Yes Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass"... Little Johnny says, "Well Dad, you can go FUKC yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"...
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized
