Chip jokes
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
I like chips.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.