Chip jokes
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
I hate it when that happens
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan?
A: With a blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Chips.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.