Chip

Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.