What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
what do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little jimmy tries to take one.
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little jimmy
whats yellow all over and can’t swim
a school busful of children
A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
