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Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?

Because they’ve got guardians!

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."

Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked up.

My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.

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    • When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

    When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.

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