It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Childhood Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
