Childhood jokes

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home. 😀😀

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"

"Shut up and leave the bedroom."

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?

Fosters.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They can't find home.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Why are orphans so bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house looks like.

Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?

It's the only way they’ll get love.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."

A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

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