Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
