Childhood jokes
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Memes
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
When Little Johnny was about 3, he got curious and stuck his hand up a mannequin's pants. His mom says, "No, Little Johnny, there are teeth up there that will bite off your hand." Little Johnny thinks, "Oh no, I can't do that again."
A few years later, he was 15 and he had a girlfriend, and they were making out. She says, "Why don't you ever stick your hand up my pants?" He says, "Oh no, my mom says there are teeth that will bite off my hand up there." She says, "No, there isn't, just look!" Little Johnny looks and says, "Well, no wonder there ain't no teeth. By the way, them gums look..."