Childhood jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.