Childhood jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"