Childhood jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't make a home run.

I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?

I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.