Childhood jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."