Childhood jokes
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.