Childhood jokes
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
This is how my mom always threatens me: "I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too." That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
UHH, DADDY!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"