SonAnonymous8 years agoI tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.
Yo mamaAnonymous8 years agoYo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
StorkAnonymous9 years agoLittle Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"His mother replies, "The stork brings them."Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"