Chicken

Chicken Jokes

what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow

Dead chicken and Dead cow.

Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"

Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"

Fat people:do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken

Me:Yes you look like a bunch of boulders crashing in to each other

Fat: dang... Me:shut up jon Browser minnoch

what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know