what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
why did the emu cross the road because it was the chickens days of yeah i hate myself man .
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad
( say it outloud if you don't get it )
Where do all orphan chickens end up. Foster farms
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow
Dead chicken and Dead cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
Fat people:do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken
Me:Yes you look like a bunch of boulders crashing in to each other
Fat: dang... Me:shut up jon Browser minnoch
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget headass
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
what did the chicken say after he died, nothing
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know