25+ Best Chemical Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hitler

Royal · 4 years ago

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Polish

what’s dudeese · 4 years ago

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

Emo

A not so funny 13 yr old · 4 years ago

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

Smoking

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking. It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems. A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.

Ash

Luke · 7 years ago

How do you clean ash off a stove with chemicals?

Banana

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

67

brainrott saver · 7 months ago

I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.

Emo

AdmiralKizaru · 4 years ago

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

God

Anonymous · 4 years ago

God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.

Bleach

sickening · 3 years ago

Bleach!

Animal

Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Hb

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is screaming in pain as water is pouring over him. The text reads, "My hb taking his morning shower tomorrow realizing I switched his shower water with hydrochloric acid."

Fan

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The top text says 'animal crossing fans when i seal them in a pool of sulphuric acid'. The bottom part of the image shows a man's face submerged in a yellow liquid, with his mouth open in distress, looking like he is being dissolved.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Music

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

stotpify

The image shows text that reads: "Me: *doing the laundry while listening to Spotify* Spotify: (I'm Not Okay, I'm Promise by My Chemical Romance will play next.) *song ends* *ukelele music plays* Me:" Below this text, there is an image of a blue, four-like cartoon character with an angry expression.

Pit

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of a green pit in a yard. The text states that the person dumped a bunch of stuff in the pit.

Value Pack

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A box of Pop-Tarts labeled "Frosted Chlorine" instead of the actual flavor. A container of pool chlorine tablets is in the lower-left corner.

Community talk

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YALL HELP SOMETIMES MY MOUTH LIKE TASTES LIKE REALLY LIKE ER KINDA LIKE DISH SOAP MIXED WITH CLEANING CHEMICALS AND SOMETIMES TASTE LIKE WEED AND NOW ON MY LIKE JAW LIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MY CHIN UNDER MY JAW IDK THERES lIKE A BIG BUMP UNDER MY SKIN IG IDK BUT IT HURTS

Bree-777

Cocaine❤❤❤❤

αmy

let’s wipe out the polish with chemicals let’s wipe out the Polish with chemicals