Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
Ads for meds be like: Chloroform, it's Chloroform, helps with itchy eyes. Side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM), AIDS (HIV/AIDS), Alphaviruses, Alzheimer's Disease, Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish), Arboviral Encephalitis, Arthritis, Babesiois, Cancer, Unintentional injuries, Chronic lower respiratory disease, Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases, Alzheimer's disease, Diabetes, Influenza and pneumonia.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
