Hb jokes

Stephen Hawking

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Hiroshima

503 views · Da bomb · 7 years ago

Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.

Samurai

29 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

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Request

31 views · TTTE · 3 years ago

Can I get a HOYA?

Hare

23 views · Anonymous · 12 years ago

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Property

177 views · Anonymous · 6 years ago

Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)

Shower

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is screaming in pain as water is pouring over him. The text reads, "My hb taking his morning shower tomorrow realizing I switched his shower water with hydrochloric acid."

Demon

5 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 2 years ago

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".

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