Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
