Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic