You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
mamma is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you ...
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese.
Nachocheese
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese. But it's only mild.
Why do Orphasn have not have cheese on their burgers,They don't have a dad to get milk
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
monkey eats cheese he was lactoseintolarent
are you a cheese 🧀 to from denmark because your guta
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
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PEnis cheese butt cum
oh ate the cheese? urmom
What does a polite mouse say?
Cheese and thank you.
Cheese gimme cheese
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