What would be a pets favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
whit did a cat saw to the dog
cat i will kill and eat u hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
I like cats
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
Times have been so tough lately I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What do you call a toothless bear? ... A gummy bear CAT.co
I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5min later I found fell it in gutter
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Kat what I did a cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah Hah so funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time ofDo you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
Why are cats 🐈 good at video games!
Because they have nine lives!
