Castle jokes

Cinderella

nobady · 4 years ago

What does Cinderella wear to the beach?

Glass slippers.

Knowledge

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

An illustration divided diagonally. On the left side, a person is lying on their stomach, looking at a television, with a shadow that appears to be two beer bottles and a remote control. On the right side, a person is sitting cross-legged, reading a book, with a shadow showing a fantastical landscape, including a castle, planets, rockets, and a dinosaur. Above the illustration, in a purple banner, the text reads: 'Knowledge is KEY 💯💯'. Below the diagonal line, near the center, there is a small watermark '@flop_the_fllix'.

Castle memes

Cinderella

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"

Knight

haha Got em · 7 years ago

What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?

You!

As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”

DAMN YOU PESSI!

Cinderella

Shi money · 7 years ago

Why is Cinderella white?

Because she is superior.

School

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Like if you are in high school and miss school!

Ball

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

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scooter22

4 months ago

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Zeus

3 years ago

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

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