Castle jokes
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more