Castle jokes
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more