Castle jokes
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
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SHREK
Written by
William Steig & Ted Elliott
SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more