Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some MONEY MOVES
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny cash
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 1) To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES
I told my Phsychyatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 dodge neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer. It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lawballs.
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
What happens when Steven hawking dies?
Take his I pad to cash convertes
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH WITHDRAWALS
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
Which nut is worth the most? A cash-ew.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan he was not worth keeping
