Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Your hairline is so back far it became a case
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
Yo yo zac, have you Amber HEARD about the johny depp case. ARRRRRRRRRRR
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Why don't orphans play baseball
Case they can't run home
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
