I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad)
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
Yo yo zac, have you Amber HEARD about the johny depp case. ARRRRRRRRRRR
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
Why don't orphans play baseball
Case they can't run home
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
