Case

Case Jokes

Inspector

Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.

Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.

Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.

Road

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?

In case he had to draw a crowd.

Ass

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

Parachute

Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?

In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!

Your move, Ron DeSantis.

Rapper

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Million

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Murder

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

Fire

What’s black and at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Reaction

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.