To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Case Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Donald Trump is proudly anti-woke. He has been falling asleep in his court cases every morning!
Your move, Ron DeSantis.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Whatβs black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
