Mickey Mouse went to a Psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.” The Psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.” He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
spongebob: easy now you try first get a jar patrick: *picks up nuke* spongebob: patrick that's a nuke patrick: yes nuke: *boom*
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
gumball: what's that? Is it a twig? banana Joe: no. Darwin: Is it a leaf? banana Joe: no. Gumball: What is it then? banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!!
Screw anima!
oh wait, that called hentai.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? DOE!
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy" to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, i'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with downs syndrome yesterday you should try watch it on catch up... Watership Downs
What is the cherries favourite cartoon?
Tom and cherry😃😃😎😎😆😆
