Captain America jokes

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks, "What's so magical about it?" The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, "Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?

A) Robert Drowney Jr.