Captain America jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.