Captain America jokes

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.