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Virgin

Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.

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Movie

The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.

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Rhyme

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

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Iron Man

Me and Who?

A cartoon drawing shows a woman and a man lying in bed, snuggled up and facing a wall. On the wall is a poster with the text: MARVEL VIEWING ORDER. The poster shows an ordered list of Marvel movies.

Civil War

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Century

I love this comic run so much

The comic shows Spider-Man and Deadpool looking at each other with confusion. In the second panel, a fiery horse carriage drives by. In the last panel, they discuss the 19th-century Ghost Rider and his potential involvement in the wrong Civil War. The text in the speech bubbles says: NEIGH! Did you just see that? 19th Century Ghost Rider? Yup. Oh man, do you think he's showing up to fight in the wrong civil war? Let's hope he fights for the North, otherwise he's not gonna like taking orders from a black Captain America.

France

A three-panel image showing a conversation between two people. In the first panel, Captain America says, "French fries aren't cooked in France." The second panel shows another person asking, "Where are they cooked?" and Captain America in the third panel replies, "In Greece", resulting in him getting choked by the second person.

Robot

In a still from a movie, Captain America is strangling a robot. Text reads: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot."

Myself

Me, myself, and I

The image shows three panels from the movie Captain America Civil War. The top panel shows a man looking at someone with the text "ME" overlaid. The second panel shows another man looking at someone with the text "MYSELF" overlaid. The bottom panel shows the title card from the movie "CAPTAIN AMERICA CIVIL WAR", with the release date "MAY 6, 2016".

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