Cant jokes
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
I CANT AHAHAHA
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.